11/26-1/25/11 Random Phrases

Hello again,

My posts have been rather slow as of late, so I did this.

Gold Medals:


Jake:

"Math doesn't have mood swings."

Sierra:

"Green on the bottom and red on the top. If you wear that, you could be a cactus."

Silver Medals:

Autumn:

"Sheep! Can I hug one?"

Heather:

"Brains smell so unique."

Jake:

"The parallel universe runs on physics and crap."

"This isn't turkey, it's a piece of wood."

"Because I'm a genius, that's why."

"Snow is evil."

"I'm just being innocent. On a stump."

"Braceist!"

"It's Duh Logic."

"I can count all the ways you are special on one finger."

"It's fun being a clementine vampire."

Oli:

"The bushes don't run away..."

"The wild tofu patch!"

"Help me, I'm being defeated!"

Rose:

"Who said that a squid couldn't be a ghost?"

Sierra:

"I've got a pregnant sea monkey."

Bronze Medals:

"Chocolate soup." -Jeff

"Fail in a bucket." -Jake

"My mood has decreased in happiness." -Jake

"Imitation gerbles." (And I did mean gerbles, pronounced ger-bleahs.) -Jake

"Conveniently, there is magical water." -Jake

"The pizza's hair fell off." -Jeff

"What the sword-wielding, carbon-dated monkeys?" -Jake

"Logical Philosophy!" -Jake

"Geneticy!" -Jake

"Metric Time!" -Jimmy

"Demi-pickle." -Sahar

"You walked into a pencil." -Jake

"I remember the smell of deer brains..." -Heather

"I'm being attacked by broccoli!" -Oli

"My wit has teeth." -Oli

"My shins are immune." -Jake

"This pillow is covered in hardness." -Hattie

"Did that book just fly?" -Hattie

"I found half a rhino." -Hattie

"Boom! Everybody dies, no big surprise!" -Jake

"African meditation beat." -Jazzy

Thanksgiving Random Phrases

I have decided to rate these phrases according to awesomeness.

Gold Medal:

Heather:

"Isn't life a slow poison?"
"No, bananas are."

Jake:

"It's a non sequiter except in context."

"This is the insane asylum. Where you buy crazy peoples."

Rose:

"I don't do hims, I only do Christmas carols."

"You were lucky, my partner used to be Mr. Dental Floss!"

"Don't try to be witty while drunk on turkey."

Sierra:

Doesn't have any Gold Medals this week.

Sahar:

"Can I wait for the king to dry, please?"

"I'm sure it's not normal for earplugs to shoot out of the phone line."

Silver Medal:

Heather:

"Mine was Mr. Toothpick Container!"

"What's Thanksgiving dinner without pickles?"

"Magical! It's a trick leaf!"

Jake:

"It's mashed mash."

"You people are robots! Insane robots!"

"All right, we're freaking me out."

Rose:

"My marshmallows are escaping!"

"It's not insane robot, it's talent."

"Obey the voices! Facepalm! Headdesk!"

"That's like singletasking!"

"Your hair is remarkably thick insulation."

"Stop breathing the carpet."

Sierra:

"My joker has got antlers, therefore he's cuckold."

"Well, I will say one. One."

"Don't go all Shakespeare on me."

Sahar:

"What are those things that are rolled?"
"Um...they are called rolls..."

"Take your king pile and go away."

"Measurement is not pop culture."

"It's like a twisted version of the macarena."

"You can not send trains through the telephone line. Earplugs were bad enough."

Bronze Medal:

Anani:

"Cranberry picking on a horse..."

Heather:

"I must get what I want now!"

"Ice cream. It's like cheese but sweet."

"Stop talking, just make the noise!"

Jake:

"Must not have been a real noise though..."

"What I'm seeing is that it's a fairly ordered wibbly wobbly mish mash of cards."

"Aah, my eyes! Well, my mental eyes!"

"Are you trying to summon a demon or something?"

"She's a phone dial noise addict."

"Into ze book!"

"It's a generic evil Russian accent."

Rose:

"My partner is Mr. Dummy Joker."

"I am cursed with weird queens."

"I deflected it off my cards."

"Don't eat warty squash."

"It's the 20 dollar bill. It has a lovely texture."

"I'm going to chew my own 20 dollar bill."

"More money? More yum!"

"Trains are collapse inducing."

Sierra:

"I'm thinking of a comeback...um..."

"And they are pretending to levitate..."

"She's a good pillow. She breathes."

Sahar:

"Just don't panic in general."

"Stringy dust."

"We only have two feet to worry about..."

"Headjake."

"Inhale, ducky! Her, not you."

"You are a sharp, pointy object."

"I don't think anyone has a genetic evil Russian accent."

Dirt Medal:

Heather:

"Poppet is the new ducky."

"Build the blacks now."

Jake:

"I am not a desk."

Rose:

Rose has no Dirt Medals.

Sierra:

"You is poking my kneeses."

"My toes have been captured."

Sahar:

"We look like a giant spider."

"I have a rug on my head."

If anyone wants to vote on a non-Gold Medaler, then just leave a comment.

-Jake