Thanksgiving Random Phrases

I have decided to rate these phrases according to awesomeness.

Gold Medal:

Heather:

"Isn't life a slow poison?"
"No, bananas are."

Jake:

"It's a non sequiter except in context."

"This is the insane asylum. Where you buy crazy peoples."

Rose:

"I don't do hims, I only do Christmas carols."

"You were lucky, my partner used to be Mr. Dental Floss!"

"Don't try to be witty while drunk on turkey."

Sierra:

Doesn't have any Gold Medals this week.

Sahar:

"Can I wait for the king to dry, please?"

"I'm sure it's not normal for earplugs to shoot out of the phone line."

Silver Medal:

Heather:

"Mine was Mr. Toothpick Container!"

"What's Thanksgiving dinner without pickles?"

"Magical! It's a trick leaf!"

Jake:

"It's mashed mash."

"You people are robots! Insane robots!"

"All right, we're freaking me out."

Rose:

"My marshmallows are escaping!"

"It's not insane robot, it's talent."

"Obey the voices! Facepalm! Headdesk!"

"That's like singletasking!"

"Your hair is remarkably thick insulation."

"Stop breathing the carpet."

Sierra:

"My joker has got antlers, therefore he's cuckold."

"Well, I will say one. One."

"Don't go all Shakespeare on me."

Sahar:

"What are those things that are rolled?"
"Um...they are called rolls..."

"Take your king pile and go away."

"Measurement is not pop culture."

"It's like a twisted version of the macarena."

"You can not send trains through the telephone line. Earplugs were bad enough."

Bronze Medal:

Anani:

"Cranberry picking on a horse..."

Heather:

"I must get what I want now!"

"Ice cream. It's like cheese but sweet."

"Stop talking, just make the noise!"

Jake:

"Must not have been a real noise though..."

"What I'm seeing is that it's a fairly ordered wibbly wobbly mish mash of cards."

"Aah, my eyes! Well, my mental eyes!"

"Are you trying to summon a demon or something?"

"She's a phone dial noise addict."

"Into ze book!"

"It's a generic evil Russian accent."

Rose:

"My partner is Mr. Dummy Joker."

"I am cursed with weird queens."

"I deflected it off my cards."

"Don't eat warty squash."

"It's the 20 dollar bill. It has a lovely texture."

"I'm going to chew my own 20 dollar bill."

"More money? More yum!"

"Trains are collapse inducing."

Sierra:

"I'm thinking of a comeback...um..."

"And they are pretending to levitate..."

"She's a good pillow. She breathes."

Sahar:

"Just don't panic in general."

"Stringy dust."

"We only have two feet to worry about..."

"Headjake."

"Inhale, ducky! Her, not you."

"You are a sharp, pointy object."

"I don't think anyone has a genetic evil Russian accent."

Dirt Medal:

Heather:

"Poppet is the new ducky."

"Build the blacks now."

Jake:

"I am not a desk."

Rose:

Rose has no Dirt Medals.

Sierra:

"You is poking my kneeses."

"My toes have been captured."

Sahar:

"We look like a giant spider."

"I have a rug on my head."

If anyone wants to vote on a non-Gold Medaler, then just leave a comment.

-Jake